A forgotten shade of life
A fortnight ago, I received a perculiar message from an old acquaintance whom I haven't seen in almost a decade over on facebook. It was truly baffling & comical that I felt I had to return from my hiatus & post about it. This particular reprobate claimed that they saw me the week before with my wife & two kids. If you're wondering, yes, I am ridiculing this dirtbag of a human being. It's one thing to actually cross paths with me in the wild, as sightings of me in public are considered extremely rare, but to confidently assume a man like me could have his own family is ludicrous. I don't blame the guy for making such a terrible error, though. I don't think anyone outside of my small group of close friends even knows what I look like these days. Be that as it may, how in the world could you mistake someone else for me? It's beyond my comprehension. I have a memorably grotesque face. Plus I do not have the ability to reproduce. I'm impotent due...