A mark in time
Apparently it is my destiny to remember every single thing everyone’s ever said to me but forget why I walked into a room. Is it true that writers remember everything people tell them? Because I do & I always wonder why they lie so much. I know, I’m not exactly a real writer, & if I were I’d be the absolute worst, but I do have a habit of storing trivial information in my head involuntarily. Is it really too much to ask for, to keep track of your lies to me? It’s really a lot of work to keep reminding you that the current version of your story doesn’t check out at all. So please, lie responsibly. I couldn’t care less if every word that comes out of your mouth is a lie, just try not to forget any of them. Don’t make me act all oblivious all the time. It burns calories. & it’s calories that I can’t afford to lose, not in such a lame manner. So why don’t I care about people lying to me, you ask? Well for one, their lies don’t affect me. I don’t listen to someone & then giv...