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After finding out that a Pikachu locomotive exists in northern Japan, on the island of Hokkaido, the habitat of Siberian chipmunks, & the home of an unconventional Japanese bar quaintly named ‘Miso Horny’, where you can get terrific miso soup & ramen noodles drenched in bud light, Wangibraltar decides to gather all that he has in his savings account(is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets), & auction off everything that he owns(his PlayStation console, his entire Pez dispenser collection, & six issues of the magazine Tiger Beat from between 2003 & 2005) just to purchase the unparalleled, one of a kind subway train. A spokesman for Gibraltar admitted they’d probably still be short which is why he’ll be launching a Kickstarter campaign in the coming days. When reached for comment regarding his asinine idea, a recalcitrant Wan was quoted as saying, “when dealing with a time-travel story, it's very di...