One year closer to the sweet release of death!
Even though I don't celebrate birthdays, because I only celebrate achievements & it's impossible to consider being expelled from a birth canal one, my family members still never fail to get me a cake annually. I'm not sure why they feel the need to celebrate my birthday. Maybe they're hoping that someday I'll come of age & grow the hell up. It's silly to celebrate birthdays on a yearly basis. Maybe not so on your birth day itself. If you think about it, that's the only legitimate birthday. I mean, you don't get born every year. Additionally, I don't participate in gift exchanging. It’s a laborious activity you see. I have to imagine what you need, & if I decide to get you a shirt I have to find out your size, whereas you know what your size is & what you need. Perhaps I can simplify things & just give you fifty dollars directly on your birthday & you could give me fifty dollars on mine, but then it'd be even easier if we k...