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Possible Titles for today’s entry: Hey, at least I quit smoking. On bullshit, in sadness. I am from space. In an alternate universe, I'm already dead. Underneath this cool exterior, there is a sad human being? I had space cake. Hi. My name is Shahirwan. That’s right, I'm Miranda Kerr's boyfriend. Yes, our non-fictional relationship came together quite easily when she spotted me practicing roundhouse kicks on the streets of Woodlands last November & said, “I love your home haircut.” I knew immediately she had class. She was on a holiday, taking a break from the strenuous life of being a supermodel. As to why she chose Singapore as her destination, your guess is as good as mine. But seriously, i doubt that your guess is as good as mine. A few minutes later, after a hot & heavy make out session at a construction site nearby, I realized she was the one when as she lit up a cigarette & said to herself in a broken Spanish accent, “I love a man who’s not exactly in sha...

Do you worry one day you'll open the door to your house & on the other side, instead of seeing your living room, it'll be some unknown place in a different space & time, full of hungry dinosaurs, aliens, & clones of Kim Kardashian? I do, everyday. In fact, it's all I ever think about. This is like a script straight out of a horror movie. I sincerely apologize for the long hiatus but I am officially back! In writing, just as in romance, the paramount rule of the game is, always leave them wanting more. Let them miss you. Make them beg you. For what it's worth, my prolonged absence wasn't actually deliberate or premeditated. Right now you're probably on the edge of your seat because I'm about to figuratively rock your socks off with the reason, which is actually something fierce. No, i haven't found a job. Rather I've just been busy with the situation with Kony & the Ebola crisis. Can you believe it? After all these years, Joseph Kony i...