Days like masquerades
A colleague of mine gave me some words of wisdom yesterday. Or so he thought. The whole time, he was preaching like he was a philosopher of Confucius's level. I can't remember most of what he said probably because it was of no importance. Also maybe because I drifted away after a while due to the interest level I had of the conversation we were having. But there was one part that I distinctly recall. Solely because he was making fun of the fact that I'm pure. You know I'm a unicorn right? So he asked me, what would happen if you don't use your motorbike? What would happen if you just leave it there for years without actually starting up the engine even? It would stop working eventually, according to him. I'm no automotive expert but I guess that makes sense. There's a first time for everything, I know. In a way, he was indirectly insinuating that the lack of usage of my sexual organ would make me infertile. How clever. I never worry about such stuff. If I wa...