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I literally rubbed shoulders with her. Wish I could rub more than just that. See. I knew you guys have a perverted mind. I just want to rub our hands together & create sparks. Now that does not make sense. To those non believers. From today onwards, I have vowed not break any sweat anymore. I'm gonna stop looking for her. It's simple. All these while I've been looking for her to no avail. What are the odds of me finding her in these next few months? Exactly. I'd sooner find myself mammoths in Singapore's jungles. But hey, that does not mean I've given up hope. I know she's out there somewhere. She may be hiding. She may even be right under my nose. That's the shitty part. My conscience is clear though. The more I want something, the less chance I'll get it. I'll just let nature takes it's course. As long as it doesn't take 10 months. We only have like 9 months odd left. Please God help me? What made me come to my senses? These two mov...

As you can see, I never fail to not write on valentines day. No, it's not that I'm too busy celebrating it. It's just that I am too busy not celebrating it. Who the heck is valentine anyways? His name sounds like some italian gigolo or pervert. No offense at all. I'm sure he wouldn't take it to heart. He's a lover. He spreads love. Along with love, he spreads STDs too. So, beware. No, don't misjudge me. I'm not putting down the man just because I didn't have a valentines date last night. It's true, I've never had a valentines date before. But it's only because I'm too busy minding my own stuff. Besides, valentines is stupid. It doesn't produce an off day, like a holiday should, for us working class heroes. So we shouldn't care too much about it. Or at all. If you love someone, it shouldn't depend on the day or which day of the week. It should be everyday. Therefore, valentines day is as redundant as burger stands in a fas...

Girls always misinterpret my actions. When I ignore them, it doesn't mean I don't want to talk to them. It's just that i don't want to see their faces. But since they are already there & they just won't get out of my face, I'll have no choice but to reciprocate when they start to talk to me. Here's another popular misconception. I would usually answer them with dead end answers. That's correct. I always leave them wondering what to say next. Again, it's not that I don't like to talk to them. Yes. I love talking to girls. Especially when they do all the talking. Sorry. I mean, I just like to have the last say. & usually I win. Because they never talk me again. It that even winning then? Who cares??! Everyone I know has the same perception of me. They say I'm a useless piece of trash. I'll never amount to anything. They even say that associating me with trash is an insult to trash. That's because of this saying. "One man...

So I think I may have freaked some people out with my last post. I sounded like a maniac being so obsessed with something that's so damn out of my reach. But dang that, I got to touch her hand. She's not as far away as you think. & I'm sounding like a psycho stalker again. I deeply regret this. Let me sincerely apologize. You see, I don't wanna be like this one dude who was there with me on that Saturday. He looked like he was capable of doing anything to Julie at any point of time. I was of course prepared. As a cop, you have to expect the worse. If it doesn't happen, you'd have something to be relieved about. That is why I always am pessimistic. It's all part of being optimistic. It's a whole new level of intellectuality here. Yea thanks. Anyways, that strange aforementioned dude knew so much about her. He simply knew the answers to all the questions she asked. What's more puzzling is he had been very quiet all those while before that Q&A s...

It's easy to like a girl for her looks. But what makes a guy stick around is her personality. I assure you that beauty without grey matter is like tea without sugar. It looks great & good enough to consume but when you take a sip, it tastes like shit. You'll throw it away wouldn't you? Of course you will. Asshole. For me, I just add 2 cubes of sugar. But that doesn't mean you can do the same to boring shits. Even painting a dull ass person a different color doesn't make them more interesting. My name may be shit right now(or forever) but at least there isn't any in my hands so a hand shake perhaps? Thanks. I got a great handshake once. It came today. Her hand was so smooth, I thought I was shaking hands with a snowman. Although she might have thought the same due to the temperature of my hand at that time. I was nervously holding on to a cup of bubble tea that had no more ice in it as they were all melted by the heat radiated from my palm. Yes. I was that n...

Wow. I never thought I'd survive it. The operation procedure I mean. I actually thought of backing out at the last minute but that'll be just stupid. It shows weakness. & I'm not a weak bastard. I'm a real determined guy. I'm hardcore & I'm made of rock. So yes, it's not surprising when a lot of people call me a cold hearted stone.  The people who call me that are usually those who don't know me well. Or at all. They of course mean nothing to me. They mean to as much as a speck of dust on my photo frame. I can just simply brush them off aside without feeling remorseful or having any feelings at all. Yep.  The truth is, before I went into the operating theatre, I was a nervous wreck. I was so nervous, my body shaked like the bottle you shake bubble tea in when the auntie is on her period. The doctor had to comfort me with some very sweet words that would have made me kiss him if he was a girl. But he was an old man so I just pretend to ignore his ...