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i can't be the only one

It's admirable really. If you look at girls these days, they usually find the easiest way to earn money. So the jobs they try to get are usually crap ones. It's getting to be quite a trend nowadays. Now, what's making me so impressed then? This women i know. Well i sorta know her but we only ever had a conversation once because of my untactfulness & my inability to speak to cool girls. She's a policewoman. How much cooler can it get? Yes. It's not easy to commit yourself to a career, much less as a police officer for women. In my opinion, those women who join the police force deserve a pat on the back. It's really impressive. I read her article for the trainee's magazine. From her words, i know she has a well rounded personality. Who says women police officers are one dimentional? Okay i did. But wrong was i. & Yoda-like are my words. Yeap. I admit to my mistake. But that is only my perception of her actually. Yea it doesn't mean that all the gir...

Tattered

I don't wanna be like the typical old people of singapore. The kind of 'apeks' you see sitting at the coffeeshops reading newspapers. They don't exactly read them you know. They ogle at the pictures of young women in them. Somebody should teach them to use computers. It's so much easier & more convenient. For their viewing pleasure. I mean how fun is looking at the girls on the papers? The most you can see are bikini bods which to me is pedestrian. But i gotta say, if i grow to become one of them, it'd be with utmost regret. It's an utter failure. Yeah. It means i failed in life. I didn't manage to snag a lady for myself to ogle at everyday. It sounds lame doesn't it? Well once you have a wife, you don't just ogle do you? Even if you do, then it's ogling at a naked body right? I wouldn't know. I think i'll never know. At this rate, if a girl were to offer herself to me, it'd be considered a good day. You don't get many goo...

My effortless brilliance

When my oc squad told me to get a girlfriend, it was way too surreal. I mean no one has come to my house before & said that. Why in the world did he come to my place in the first place? Well he wasn't alone. He came with 4 of my squad mates. I knew my squad would be looking forward to feasting on something edible having been eating plastic in the form of food. They're like mock food. Except that it's plastic in reality made to look like food & isn't exactly food. My mother was kind enough to understand our food predicament & whipped up a good meal for my station inspector & the boys. It was after their stomachs were full that he started having words with me. It wasn't an experience to remember to tell the truth. I was admitted to NUH yesterday evening in my full police uniform. Yeah I shouldn't even be home right now. But here I am on my couch crafting this entry like a free soul. Free soul for at least 3 days. I have to report back to camp on Su...

Rather Random

You must be wondering why my last post was written in such a way that you would probably label it weird. Maybe you aren't wondering. Neither may you be labeling it weird. But I'll tell you anyways. It was all on purpose. I was proving a point. I'm not making up excuses. If it was some sort of mistake that I made, I would have admitted to it. Or maybe put the blame on someone. Figure out what the whole point is & I'll give you a gift. That last sentence sounds cute right? Speaking of gifts, it's that time of the year again. The 09/09. Doesn't mean a thing. The day don't matter. I was born only once which is on 1989. That's my only birthday. That doesn't have to repeat. I'm not even sure why we celebrate it every year. I don't wanna sound like a broken record though. I whine about this every year. Still, I gotta thank those who wished me. Wishes are okay. It's underrated. Presents are the opposite. & although most of the wishes I re...