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The minute the crew member did not announce my name after 5 minutes of reading out the list, I knew I was talentless. It was so sad. The thing is though, before the announcer even finished the list, another crew member already came to me & said i wasn't on the list & asked me to tear up the number sticker on my shirt & leave. You know I should at least be asked to leave with dignity. After everything have ended. Until all the names have been called out. But that bitch really demoralized me to no end. She & that same secondary school as me bitch belongs to the same group. The group that shattered my confidence. But yeah. The Singapore idol competition happened before I started to get to know that Whitley bitch. But it all happened in the same year. Tell me, how can I withstand such agony? So, just like the few millions in this world, I am considered an idol reject. The term given to those who who queued up for hours to fail the audition. I waited from 9am till 4pm ju...

"Hahaha!" That was my response to a friend's suggestion that the world won't end come 21st December 012. The mayans already did our homework for us. & that was how many thousand years ago. They foresaw something that we could never see. & only these intelligent, female sacrificing tribe have a foresight that would beat any scientists' hands down. How can the apocalypse not happen be true? But let's just say, if it didn't happen, what would you do? Well me, I don't know. I don't even know where to start. It would be a real surprise. A welcome one? I'm not sure. I mean having given up on life, it sure would be awkward If nothing happens on the 21st. I would think though it will happen on the 22nd. Or better still, 23rd when the sun comes back up. But if it really doesn't happen after a year, I might try to get my life back on track. It's a long shot but one I'm capable of trying even though for as long as I can remember, I...

Well in these recent times, I've developed a mentality that far surpasses some of the best mindsets ever. So, whenever people say the word 'very', I would think that they said 'barely'. With me, people will only say negative things so it really benefits me in a lot of ways. &, it makes me feel great too. When people say you were 'very' boring there, I would think that they said, "you are 'barely' boring there." That's when I do presentations. It sounds awesome doesn't it? It makes a put down fire you up. You'll feel that you can't do any wrong. Have you heard the story about lazy people? Yeah. They're the most hardworking bunch ever. I see the skepticism in your eyes. But here's the truth. Lazy people, they don't shirk their responsibilities. They just find an easier way to deal with things. Sometimes, that involves not having to lift a finger at all. But it doesn't mean they don't put in any effort. ...

I think with the current natural catastrophe, it's safe to say the end is near. Add that with the human made catastrophe, it's the perfect recipe for instant noodles. I'm happy with instant noodles. I mean it's instant noodles. But nobody will be with this. 2012 is inevitable. We know that. It'll come whether you want it or not. But the problem here is will we even last that long? Ive been blogging about 21st December ever since I got to know of the phenomenon a fee years ago courtesy of Mr A-Z. Yes. Jason mraz wrote about like 4 years ago & I don't know, I kinda got curious about it. So, just as he adviced, I yahoo-ed. Okay he adviced to google it but I prefer yahoo so just go along with it. Thanks. But, maybe by this years winter solstice, the world will be gone. That's how bad the deterioration is. As we all know, men will be the cause of their own downfall. So said John Connor in terminator. In that world, the cyborgs created by humans are the ones t...

Having been working at a department which ride has not been up yet for almost a year & a half, it's only natural to get excited about being one of the few first to ride it. But I'm not a natural buff I guess. I wasn't really anticipating riding it. Maybe because of the fact that the exciting part of the ride, the 3 story drop, has been taken out in place of a conveyor belt. What a difference it makes. I never got to ride it before they took the lift out but nobody got to. But I do remember sliding down the lift & burning my ass. But just a minor ass scratch courtesy of friction. Knowing that there are no more lifts though destroys the mood of anticipation. & having recently survive a few daunting rides like the Jurassic Park Rapids & the Canopy Flyer, expectations were high. Coming from me, it mustn't mean much. But if I can feel the lack of fun on a ride I've been eagerly waiting to open for more than a year, then guests out there surely would too. ...

There are three things in this world that I've always wondered about. 1st of all, who delivers the mailmen letters? Do they deliver their own letters? Or do they specially get their letters sorted out in the office to bring home? But that wouldn't be fair would it. I would quit as a mailman if I was a mailman if that's how it is. Maybe, we have mailmen who deliver letters of mailmen. But that chain would never have an end. Cuz the mailmen of mailmen will always have a mailman to deliver to mailmen. Unless David letterman is the last 'letterman'. Wow, I just made a funny. How come you guys aren't laughing? Second thing I've always wondered about is, who cuts barbers hair. You know how barbers have excellent barbering skills. I'm sure they'll be too proud to go to other salons or barbers to get a haircut. So do they do it themselves? If so, how do they do it? It must be an awesome sight to witness. But okay yeah. It'll be awkward. Well now, If Cin...