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Running in place

I am a quiet by nature person. I hate it when people come up to me & ask in a frustrated tone, "why are you so quiet?" Its okay for them to get frustrated. Its not my problem. Im not the bored one. Just apathetic. Sometimes though, i feel like taking a rubber chicken, stretch it & slap them silly to next week especially when they give me a very cute face while laying those words. Then we'll see who the quiet one is. For a week at least. There are 3 things that'll make me quiet & stay quiet. One, if im in a totally new environment & surrounded by people im not familiar with. Cuz first impression is important & everlasting. I dont want the new people to know what kind of person i really am. & for the people whom im not familiar with, i need to spend more quality time with them before unveiling the real me. It might be too much for them to handle if i unleash the inner power within after only having a 5 minute conversation with them. Second, if t...

Zealous Zapper

With the opening of the new casino, more people will have jobs. As a loanshark of course. More Singaporeans will be poor and even more will be in debt as a result. So vacancy is assured in the loanshark department. No certs needed. Im not sure how to climb up the ranks there though. From paint splashers to paint splashers boss. But on opening day, there were more foreigners, compared to locals, making their way in. Most of them cant speak english so whenever they ask me something i dont understand, i would just point to the direction of the casino. If that was their destination, lucky them. For those china people who didnt get to where they intended to go, im deeply sorry. That you guys asked me instead of reading the sign before going up the escalator that says 'Casino'. I guess there were more foreigners because the locals were too busy celebrating the Bella Luna New year. Either that or they dont wanna spend a 100 dollars levy to get in. Foreigners dont need to pay. So, had ...

Whats another loss in a losing life?

At the rate im going, i'd probably end up with a hefty sum of 12 posts by the end of the year. I dont know why i bother. Its not like anyone cares. Its like pissing. Nobody cares but its just something you have to do. If you dont do it, you wont feel good. So, i gotta start writing about irrelevant stuffs that has nothing to do with anyone whatsoever. Wait a minute. I already am. In fact, i do it all the time. This could only mean one thing. I gotta start doing it again. Goodbye everyone. I leave in peace.

The wisdom of a fool

Everywhere i go these days, i see someone holding on to an iphone in their hands. I wonder what the big deal is. Just seeing these people sliding their finger smoothly across the phones screen is enough to make me wonder a 1000 times more, whats so great about touchscreen phones. Not only are they a hassle, touchscreen phones lack a certain something that totally takes the meaning of cellphone out of the phones. Yes. A keypad. A phone without a keypad is like shampooing your hair with soap. You can live with it but its only a matter of time before you lose all your hair. For this case, its only a matter of time before you lose your fingers due to finger cancer. Then you'll wish you had bucked the trend instead of going with the ebb & flow of this trendy world. I thought alot of people hate the macintosh software so i dont know why the iphone appeals to them. I have nothing against iphones or mac or whatsoever. I just dont really like steve jobs. So what if he provides people w...