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The other day, my friend asked me why i havent had a girlfriend my entire life. He asked if im picky. Actually he asked if i was gay first. I said no to both. I told him that im just waiting for the right one to come. Finding is too hard anyways so waiting is obviously what i should do. He went on to ask what type of girl am i looking for. I told him the girl i like should have the same interests as me. She should like soccer, even if her favorite team isnt liverpool which is better so that we can have debates at any given moment, video games & like playing the guitar. Then i heard a little giggle followed by a suggestion. That asshole added, i quote, 'and like to watch girls too' in my little list. He was being funny. So he thought. Then i said yeah, so that we can have a threesome every night. He shut down for a while as his imagination was running wild after hearing what i said. I had to flick his nose, like what dog owners would do to their dogs when its not paying atte...