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Truth be told, i was actually aiming for a 4th consecutive post on the trot since i have only amassed a pathetic amount of 87 posts in 2 years. Thats an average of 8.39 days per post. 11.92 percent fill. Thats no blogger material. So i made 'posting more' as my new years resolution for 2010. Isnt it insane though how im trying to achieve my new years resolution when the new year have yet to even arrive? Well, everything was going accordingly & i was on the verge of making a historic event but it just didnt happen. The universe has other plans for me. And i think they failed. Cuz im still alive. Barely. I've been telling myself, for the last few years, ever since my last grandpa passed on in Changi Hospital 6 years ago, that i will not get myself admitted to one. In order to make sure i dont land in hospital, i made a list of activities that would keep my body fit and free from harm. Right on! First on the list is jogging. It Is too strenuous so i never do that. And that...

There are two types of people that i hate, more than anything else, in this world. I really can't stand them. Yes. Even a nice and patient guy like me has a limit. First in line, are selfish people. I have no idea why they're named as such and not selchick or some other animals. It kinda affects fishmongers. But heres the thing though, whoever eats the proverbial bowl of chili feels the hotness or the spicyness, depending on what type of chilli you eat. But im sure fishmongers arent narcissistic or self-loving. The fact that they're fishmongers and they serve all kinds of aunties everyday in the morning markets proves it. The 2nd entry in my list is the worst of all. Yes. Even worse than fishmongers. I mean selfish egotistics. They're the adulterous two timing assholes. They're mostly guys though. Only because girls are as gullible as a 4 year old kid easily enticed by candy. But still, you cant fault them. They just need a pillar of support, another shoulder to lie...

Another December, another year fast approaching its end. I used to relish Decembers when i was young. It was all due to the fact that December is a schoool-less month. Now, when December arrives, i cant help but feel astonish. Did i really just went through 11 months? It doesnt feel like it. I dont know why as we get older, time passes faster. Was it really 10 years ago that i first played Pokemon? I still play Pokemon. It has since gone platinum from blue and red. In 7 days time, another year will bite the dust. Another new chapter in life will be unveiled. The transition though is often a hassle. In primary school or sceondary school, a new year means a new class and we have to start adapting all over again. For adults though, the turn of the year often means nothing much. Just that they have to throw away the old calender on their office desk and get a new one for the new year. So why do we celebrate the new year? I dont know? Maybe because its a holiday and its the only day of the ...

Having maths lesson again kinda brings back the old secondary school days. I never was a math genius. But i never did fail a math test or exam from sec 3 on. I was what you would call an average mathematician. It is quite a magical streak. You can even call me a magician. This time though, it is abit harder than the normal academic mathematics that im used to. Its a little more advance. So its not the same. Duhl!. Another thing that is not the same is the teacher. I sure do miss that old, gullible but knowledgable secondary school teacher of mine. I used to skip every math lesson of old uncle Albert's on wednesdays. But, i still managed to lie my way through during the last period which was the contact time period. I went in to school on that contact time period itself just to have my attendance ticked. He would be like, "i never saw you just now" and i'd be like,"your sense of awareness must be wearing out." He would then tick. The following year though, i ...

I got myself into quite a mess recently. Again. Whats new. Its true how the saying goes. Because of your mouth, your body suffer. Although im not really suffering physically. I didnt mean to brag or exaggerate or lie or anything about my bowling skills. Im one of the lousiest bowlers in the world. But when a teacher of mine asked how good a bowler i was, i couldnt bring myself to admit my incompetence. So i told him, my average was 160. I didnt know he had a reason for asking. You dont always need a reason to ask someone something. But he and i are far from being good friends. I totally misconstrued that whole situation. Apparently, he asked me that little question because he needed good bowlers to represent the school in a bowling competition. I didnt know we had bowling competitions. Upon hearing those words that i babbled, he took my name down and asked for my phone number. I was reluctant to give it to him cuz he's not 18 and doesnt have a sexy body or a cute and pretty face bu...

I've been really busy these past fews weeks that i havent been able to update this damn blog about my self-indulgent self. But today, im gonna make a little exception to take some time off my busy schedule and waste my time writing about something thats worth the time wasted. Cuz who knows someday, one day or one way or another, she might stumble upon this lousy site of mine and be aware of this little admiration i have of her. I used the term 'little' loosely because i dont wanna seem too desperate although by now you would have the perception that im such a desperate loser in love after reading these last few lines. Cuz i am. Well there you have it. At least i dared admit that i have a problem. Thats the first step in conquering a problem. But the problem is, the results may vary. According to the problem that is. A few days back, i attended this 'little' talk on public speaking. Apparently, i gotta learn how to speak publicly well if i wanna become a bridge leade...

Have you ever had such a beautiful dream one night, you feel like you never want to come back to the land of the living only to be shocked back to reality by a rude awakening? I experience that alot. The most recent one was 3 nights ago. I had one of the best dreams ever. It was such a great dream that i'd bet my life it would never happen in reality. It goes by a little something like this. Two sexy ladies were fighting over me at the top of the eiffel tower. How do i know it was the eiffel tower when i've never been there before? Easy. One of the ladies, whom was dressed in red and bears an uncanny resemblence to Emmy Rossum, accidentally knocked me off the peak while tussling with the other girl. The other bitch, coincidentally, looked like my secondary math/science teacher who i had a stupid crush on. She's 10 years older than me and we never did have the hanky panky affair i planned on having with her 3 years ago. She got married a few months before the end of my secon...

So, this is my first post for october. I wanted to make make it long and sour but apparently, this posts have a limit to how many letters i can write. Due to that, i'll postpone the jerking story that i intend to write to another day. Till then, may the rain continue pouring all over me. I love it.

For the first time in my life, i experienced something that i thought would never happen to me or anyone living in Singapore for that matter, and not in a good way. Even after an hour since the shaking had stopped, my whole body's still vibrating from the little quake which lasted approximately 6 minutes. At the rate i came out of my house to safety, i would have died if the earthquake was in a higher magnitude. Since it was my first ever earthquake, i didnt really know what to save and bring along with me and what to leave behind. To be honest, i cant bear to leave any of my possesions behind. I'd really rather stay behind with my inanimate friends and get buried under together. Since it was a magnitude 1 or lesser quake, i kinda knew the house im living at wont collapse so i just took along my psp, my cellphone and my cigarette pack. Its for entertainment purposes in case the shaking lasts for 2 hours or so. And how convenient it was that i forgot to bring my trusted lighter ...

This what i call an atrocious picture Dementia can be quite a pain in the ass. The latest in line to suffer from dementia is my funny friend. Apparently, he forgot that i borrowed 20 bucks from him a weeks ago so i let it slide. Not that im taking advantage of his illness in any way. Just that what he doesnt know or remember wont hurt him. I only stand to gain from a free 20 dollars thats all. Who says there no such thing as a free lunch/snack? What can i do with that sum these days anyways. The last time i had 20 bucks, which was my buddys 20 bucks that i borrowed, i finished it within a night buying cigarettes, a copy of the newpaper, some gummy bears, a pack of potato chips and a bottle of milk tea. Maybe i could have stretched my buck further if i hadnt bought all that in 7 elevens. But it was way past midnight and no other shops wanted to do business with me. So it was either that or go home and sleep. I hate doing the latter so i spent. And as always, i regret upon receiving the ...

I havent crafted an entry on movies for a while. I think the last time i did was on terminator salvation which was last year. So i think im gonna write a little about a movie i caught at the silverscreen lastnight. Inglourious basterds should be one of the films of the year. It has its fair share of violence and gore. But it has comedy too so that is why it makes it to the list. What other movie that has come out this year have testicle blowing, scalp cutting, face shooting & head batting all in one show? For the price of 6 dollars, its damn well worth it. And brad pitt acting all leaderly and funny, something you dont see very often, it makes for a fun movie to watch with your family. Providing they're all 18 and above. If not, friends. Or friend. Tarantino outdid himself when he made hitler looked like a real lowlife sissy scumbag especially when he was watching the nazi movie whereby the hero killed 300 enemies himself. Every kill was greeted with a terrible outburst of laug...

The wonders of hari raya has long been forgotten by me. I've really forgotten how much fun it used to be. But this is one of the times when i wouldnt mind if people consider me a kid. Cuz i get money for it. The only other time is when i get into trouble. I get away with a lighter sentence & we regard it as an 'experience' and we walk away with a lesson learnt. Yeah. Ever since i turned 18, i never got the same treatment anymore whenever i visit houses. Some say im old enough to earn money on my own so no need for a green packet. A green packet always arouse my sense of curiousity. It never fail to do so. You cant blame me if i open it up to see its content as soon as i get out of the house that provides me with the action. Some say im money minded. Some say im greedy. But i say its okay. Its a reward you see. Ever since i spoke gibberish till now, it has been a routine. I still speak gibberish. But really, who can resist the temptation of knowing what lies inside the l...

Yesterday was perhaps one of the most productive outing i have had since the time i went out to buy myself an xbox set. It was the hotest gaming platform at that time. Before the 360 came out a few months later. I regretted ever since. In fact, it was one of the biggest regrets i've ever had. Well at least till yesterday. I have since moved on. & that was 5 years ago. Moving on. Ever since then, i've never had a monumental purpose for going out. Thats how unproductive my outings have been. Sometimes, i even regret the time spent & the dineros wasted. But yesterday, i never regretted making the trip to the 'malay paradise'. Although i did regret not making it into a more satisfying trip. I think i could if i had tried. But i was shy. Why? Definition of the word 'shy'. 'Lacking confidence in the presence of others'. I believe i have always had confidence. Im always full of confidence. So why do people say, always, im shy? Well then maybe the word f...

If only life is as easy & simple as tissue paper drawing. You dont have to give much thought into it at all & there's no complexity involved. If it is as so, this life wouldnt be wasted. But here's the ironic twist. Half my life was wasted as a teenager. I know they say that the teenage years are all about unravelling who you really are & finding out yourself but here's the catch. They didnt include 'study' as part of the whole saying. So basically, i wasted 20 years to find out who i really am without accomplishing any other goals. For some people, they dont really care to discover their inner self in those teenage years & these are the people who achieve great heights. They'll only realise that they wasted their youth, not realising their dreams because they're too busy doing something else that has a much higher chance of success, when they're old but by that time, they're dying anyways so what does it matter. And for me, during th...

The other day, my friend asked me why i havent had a girlfriend my entire life. He asked if im picky. Actually he asked if i was gay first. I said no to both. I told him that im just waiting for the right one to come. Finding is too hard anyways so waiting is obviously what i should do. He went on to ask what type of girl am i looking for. I told him the girl i like should have the same interests as me. She should like soccer, even if her favorite team isnt liverpool which is better so that we can have debates at any given moment, video games & like playing the guitar. Then i heard a little giggle followed by a suggestion. That asshole added, i quote, 'and like to watch girls too' in my little list. He was being funny. So he thought. Then i said yeah, so that we can have a threesome every night. He shut down for a while as his imagination was running wild after hearing what i said. I had to flick his nose, like what dog owners would do to their dogs when its not paying atte...

Quite a while ago, i wrote about how i wished for something big to happen on the 9th of 09 09. Like they always say, be careful of what you wish for, you might just get it. Well, im getting it. Cuz on that very monumental day, i'll be having my C&N paper. I got quite a bit of a shock when my teacher announced that a few days back. Not the good kind of course, if ever there is a good kind. Well its not exactly an ideal way to spend a birthday. Actually, its exactly not what i had in mind to spend the 090909 but i'll take it anyways. Cuz you know why? Birthdays dont mean anything to me. It use to but not anymore. I've grown too old & too mature to care. Maybe its time i get what i deserve on that very day. A birthday bash. I've never experienced that. Only a cake on the face & thats all. It barely even hurt. Well only my pride & dignity. What am i saying? Yeah. It never even hurt. For now though, there's only like 30 odd days left of teenage days for m...

Yet again, something big happens in town & i can only see everyone else enjoying it. But its ok. I'm used to that. The last time the Kop came here, it was the year 2001. The Singapore national team's reputation was as high as the height of a midget. But surprisingly,we only lost 2-0. Everyone expected a thrashing but Singapore held their ground. The following week though, the Singapore team lost 8-1 to Manchester U. Indra Sahdan Daud, my only favorite player to have been produced from Singapore, scored the consolation goal if its any consolation at all. Much has changed since that little meeting. Michael Owen has made a death wish with the fans by joining Manchester United, the overrated Fernando Torres has replaced him as a firm fans favorite, the goalscorer 8 years ago, Emile Heskey, who can't even score if the the goalkeeper is blindfolded, is with lousy Aston Villa & only 1 player who played 8 years ago will play tomorrow which is Jamie Carragher, the captain, s...

After a jackpot streak of posts, i decided to take a little time off & do what guys do. Study. This is like the first time i'm doing it since psle. I still got an E for maths that year. That was when i decided never to study for an exam anymore. It was pointless. Studying for an E. I'd rather waste my time playing & get an F. Its more satisfying & the time will be well spent. Yeah that was the juvenile times. But these last few weeks, i discovered something magnifique. I realised that the feeling of knowing what you're doing, when you can answer the exam questions, is out of this world. It feels too good to be true. I had to nudge the soldering iron on my stomach to really believe the feeling wasn't an illusion or a lie. I usually lie to myself to feel good. Hence the operation. So, no words can describe that sort of feeling. You have to try it out yourself to comprehend cuz its just surreal & its not that hard. All you have to do is concentrate, be atte...

Father's day is like one of the significant days that dont give you pressure. You know how girls always expect something on their birthdays or anniversary? Well when it comes to fathers day, you dont experience that kind of hassle. My dad for one dont really ask for a present. Just as long a we celebrate it together as a family, nothing else matters. Im sure other dads are like that too. If its a day that involves a female, its a whole different thing. We'll have to sweat profusely trying to find the perfect gift for them. In the end, they wont appreciate it. They'll go, "oh, a lunchbox?" with a skeptical tone or, "what, a toothbrush?". When will they realise that theres no such thing as perfect much less, a perfect gift? They'll never be satisfied. Not even on their wedding day. Yeah. Everything eventually disappoints them. On a larger sense though, it likewise for me on them. So yes, that is why fathers day is more relaxing than any other big day. ...

Being an adult is fantastic. Not only do you have more responsibilites to shoulder. You'll even get grey hair too as reward for your achievements. Isnt it great if we could age but still be young? I know it dont really make sense. But if we could grow old without dying & still stay 17 forever, wouldnt it be a bliss? Of course the world will be packed because no one actually dies & bitches, sluts & skanks keep on producing but hey, there's more to love. Especially since everyone is 17. Even your parents. Now thats a thought. Now how bout this then? Brace yourselves. Even your GRANDMA? I certainly do not want people to go, "hey your grandma's hot" or "you're as cool as your grandpa". It doesnt have a nice ring to it. Plus, imagine your grandmother having an affair with your bestfriend. That is quite indeed a revolting thought. Look at that. I was just browsing through some of the old pictures. These were like a million years ago even though...