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The sun's shining on at me with anger. Its like it just had a wager with its arch nemesis, the moon, on who can shine the brightest. Of course, since the moon gets some of its brightness, or all of it, from the sun, the sun's winning the wager hands down. But the moon's not fretting over it. Cuz who gets affected over this battle? Us humans. No sweat for the moon on losing. Plenty of sweat for us as we're the real losers in this one of a kind bet. But the sun's not letting up one bit. Its not showing any mercy at all. It is as if its shooting uv rays down to earth to prove its real worth proudly, just like a proud peacock showing its impressive feathers although for the suns' part, it kills. I'll gladly take seeing a proud peacock anytime than to feel a proud sun. You cant even look at the sun directly in the eyes. If it has any. So, speaking of the Sun, these last few days has been treacherous especially since the Sun has dominated the Earth. The temperatur...

Why is seawater blue? Light is composed of many colors. When light passes through water, most kinds of light loses color. However, blue light retains its color, making the sea appear blue. Why is love so complicated? The Answer remains a mystery. Tips on finding the right girl First, make sure that the girl isnt pretty. But also, make sure she isnt an ugly shit too. Secondly, make sure she isnt so heavy, or carry a whole load of fat, on the chest. But be sure that she isnt all flat because she might be a he. Kick her on her privates to make sure she doesnt have balls if you insist on going for her. Say sorry after that though she might not forgive you & ram you back in between if she really is a she & not a he. Well lastly, make sure she isnt mute. Or at least doesnt have a mute placed on her mouth. Ok. Time for the explanation on these great tips. These tips are vastly based on my experience on girls so you can choose not to follow them if you are better than me. Which is cert...

Happy national day to me. This is great. I'm locking myself inside my room for the whole day. I have nothing against nations wanting to celebrate their day of independence. But seriously, aside from the fireworks, there's nothing appealing about our national day parade. Well no offence but every year, its almost the same thing. & it makes me glad that for the last 18 years of my life, i've never been to a parade at all & it doesnt even feel bad that i've missed like, 18 such events. Well dont get me wrong. I love Singapore. The country that dont allow bubble gums, guns & contraband cigarettes. Its great isnt it? Well yeah. I dont know why i bother writing this. Well for those who are reading this & you love Singapore, well i got news for you. You may love Singapore. But Singapore doesnt love you back. Think about what our government has done. Lets say, GST going up all the time. Taxes & more money grabbing schemes. In the end what do they use the mon...

I sweat like a sweatshirt under these two circumstances. One, when i run, which is practical. Two, when i keep on running & my heart attack acts up,which is more or less unpractical since no one my age actually goes through that thus making me wonder, am i really 18? Cuz i really feel like im 60 years old with all these problems happening to me, which brings me on to this advice on health issues. Desire, can cause heart attack. Ok. That was me lying at my very best. Not the health part but the sweat part. I dont only sweat under those two circumstances. I also sweat when im eating, when i write, when im lying, when i stare at the sun & most notably, when there are girls around me. On the last part, i dont know why. Not only do i sweat physically but mentally too. I can't explain that so its ok to think it is weird. But what i can explain is my palms gets sweaty, my foot feels wet & my hair curls spirally due to the impact of it getting in contact with sweat glands. Abov...

English language kinda makes me wonder sometimes. Its so complicating sometimes. Actually, its complicating all the time. Till now, i can't explain what a noun, a verb & an adjective is. Or are there more? I'm not even sure if the last sentence i made can be considered as a right english sentence. That's how it is when you don't have english lessons anymore. Its as pathetic as a worthless woman. I know i am. Till now, i'm still wondering, is the word 'lone rangers' right? I mean there no pluralising lone ranger. But what if there's more than one lone ranger in this world? Well im sure there's more than one lone ranger in this world. So i'll just leave this problem to them. Now, how bout 'two lonely man'? Since there's two lonely man, is it right to still say 'two lonely man' when they're not lonely anymore as they've got the company of one another? Shit english. Shit me even more for thinking about these needless s...

There are times when i would look back at my failures & try to figure out what went wrong & how i managed to fail something others find a piece of cake. There are times when i would look back at what i've achieved in life & found out i have none. Yes, anyone would be in despair with those 2 situations. & honestly speaking, i get despaired too. But the unexplainable truth is that i laugh inside thinking about them. I might be insane. Please tell me that it is normal. No matter how depressing the situation is, i always end up having a good laugh inside. & the reason i dont laugh out loud is because people will say i've gone mad as the depressing situation has taken its toll on me so i dont show. In fact i cover it with a face so serious looking, you might think that i've never smiled before in my entire life. Well there's a footnote at the bottom of these laughs inside & it says 'moron'. Am i just covering up depressing stuffs by pretending...