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I'm gonna resist the temptation to write about the new year. Everytime i talk about the new year & say how there's a different feeling about it than the past year, the total opposite happens. Like how i said last year on new years eve that i'll stop smoking & stop thinking about her. I'm just 20 feet away from my death bed & i still think of her everyday even when i'm dying. Well they say what happens on new years eve & what you the whole time till morning determines how the year will turn out for you or simply said, the course of your life for the entire year. 2 years ago on new years eve, i did bad stuffs all the way till morning & the busybodies got involved. & 2007 turned out to be quite a nightmare. Last year, i went one better. I did bad stuffs at orchard but the police werent involved & 2008 was quite enjoyable. So tonight, i'm not gonna do anything stupid & cynical. I'm staying home. All i can do at home is nothing. ...

Sappy love movies are great. Its just fascinating to see how love can develop out of nothing. & in many ways at that. Even by just bumping into someone once, love can develop. But that is why i love watching them, in movies. That dont happen in real life. Or at least not always. Not to me especially. I recently bumped into one of my old buddies. He certainly looked different. I didnt even recognize him at first. I thought this might be like one of those situations where someone i dont know knows me & i'll pretend to know who he was while recollecting all the fun times i've had as i overturn every single brain cell on my brain to figure out who the hell i am talking to. Suddenly i had this vision of my old primary school buddy. The problem is their size dont match. Their face though were sorta similar. Maybe he's grown unlike me. So i asked him if he's Hong Yao. His reply was, "you remembered!". It was a wild guess but a lucky one too. I then had this s...

I should stop having fast foods. They make me have frequent visits to the bathroom. But now i know why they call it 'fast food'. They go just as fast as they come. Its a really excellent name for it. Wonder who came up with the term. He must be a really impatient person. Isnt It great, there isnt any rain these last few days? Yeah. It isnt. Apparently, this is the work of the Sun sinking below the depths of the universe. This is one of the periods when you can say 'rain' without it raining almost as quickly. So no rain for three days. I do hope it rains on Christmas. A heavy, pouring one. I had one of the most memorable dreams last night.No. Its not because i actually remember about it or i actua||y had a dream but because selena gomez was in it. I dont usually have dreams about celebrities or dream at all so its kinda special i must say. I remember a decade ago when i'd always go to bed thinking i'll dream of hilary duff every night. It never happened. & i ...

Have you ever notice how people seem to watch shows or read books about things that are missing from their lifes? Yeah. That sorta explains why i read the classifieds section everyday. My mother force me to. The winter solstice is fast approaching. Although we're not really affected by this seasonal significance, i am quite intrigued by this intriguing event. Do you know that most human beings in this world dont know what that is? Well its an annual happening which begins on the 21st where by the sun goes farthest away from the earth & basically, from us. From what i understand, the sun would dip below the horizon for three days. On the third day, which is the 24th, the stars in Orions's Belt, which is also known as the Three Kings, would align with the star of the east & points directly to where the Sun would rise on the 25th. & this would mean longer days & warmth. They also call that 24 hour period the 'longest night of the year'. I never really felt ...

A wise old man once told me in life, you only play one part in this role. A forgiver or forgetter. He said no humans in this world will forgive & forget. Its either of the two. I asked him why & he said i'll soon find out. & then he added, he's neither of the two. He went on & said "a conversation with a girl should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material but short enough to keep things interesting". He sounded like confucius handing out wise words of wisdom like they're free gifts. But i like free stuffs so i continue listening till he fell asleep due to the liveliness of our conversation. That was when i stomped off with anger. Its been months now since we had our small talk & im still contemplating on what he said. Mostly on the forgive & forget part. Yeah. Ok. I lied about the skirt part. I made that up. Made that up as in he didnt say that & that i made the whole rubbish sentence myself. Also, i lied that he'...

Have you heard the story about the guy who thought he had something with the girl when in fact there really wasnt anything? Yeah. I've never. Till it happened to me. The thing about assumptions is that it hurts when what you assumed the situation to be, goes against you. Sometimes, in certain situations, it could be a relieve if you assume wrongly. For instance, like once i saw a very suspiciously weird looking guy carrying a big backpack. Ironically, he has this picturesquely osama looking face & he was turning his head left & right at a rapid rate without any worries of straining his neck. At first sight, i thought he was a terrorist. But on second sight, i had no doubt he's a terrorist looking for the X mark thats marked on his map which represents the spot to plant the bomb. Naturally, with him looking like that & his body language likened to a terrorist, there's nothing wrong having the perception that he's one of mas selamats' comrade. So i glued m...

Happy birthday to the you that is me. I know it has been more than 2 months since my birthday but im happy & i just wanted to write this. I didnt get a chance to write this on my birtday cuz all 3 of the computers in my house wouldnt do what they were suppose to. Work. Last Year, I wasnt officially updating my blog. So these words im about to write has been lingering in my head like lingerie. So, Massive achievement isnt it turning 19. You can see just how much i have accomplished within these 19 years through the last line. Notice how great my life is especially since i call it a 'massive achievement' in turning 19. It is as i actually manage to stay alive for 19 odd years. The truth is, there isnt much changes in turning 19. Of course the number is a change but it doesnt feel any greater than being 18. Or 80. Its maybe because i've grown too old to remember the significance of birthdays. I dont understand though why people give presents to the birthday boy. I mean, sh...

I saw a marvellously beautiful ring the other day while passing by this jewellry store. I've always had this ambition or dream on buying an overly expensive ring for a girl & offering her my caring service while pledging to be faithful to her forever. But im just not sure whether i should do it. I know all this sounds stupid but i can assure you that this will be the one & only time in my life i'll have serious blood flowing through my otherwise unserious veins. Day dreaming's good. The guy in the video's just like me. Daydreaming anywhere, anytime. I dont know why my friends say im crazy. Whenever they ask me what kinda work will i consider doing in a few years time, the response to my answer will always be 'siao'. I dont care about money. The lack or the abundance of it. Of course if its the latter, i'm happy. But if its the former, im happy too. So whenever i say im not gonna work in a few year times, the first thought that surfaces is i am lazy. ...

You're a bird that has already flown away I came across a great phrase recently. Or a quote. Either way it works. "Its not a chance if you don't take it". So, i contemplated about those wise words of wisdom aforementioned while i was daydreaming & i came to a conclusion. Was my chance with her not really a chance but just a figment of imagination? The chance i so greatly messed up. I messed up the chance that never really was a chance. Does that mean the chance will come one day since it wasnt a chance the other time round? Maybe. She's very intimidating. She intimidates me by just walking or when she's a 10 meters within my radar. She scares me so much, not doing anything, that i blew it. Its kinda like a stagefright except that it only involves her & me. You can say she represents the thousands of spectators watching you while you're on stage performing. Only that the feeling's worse than that. At least by a tho...

Its been more than a month since i last wrote. I may have lost my touch. But then again, who cares? Seeing That this is my first post since september, i'm gonna write 2 months worth of rubbish & hand it to this site on a silver plater. Its Gonna be long. I hope. Firstly, i'm gonna write about me. Cuz everyone just seems to do that in blogs. Lately, i havent been sleeping well. But the problem doesnt lie with my bad bed. Neither does it lie with my smelly old pillow. The problem lies with me & my clever thinking plus the power of the mind. A few months ago, i just couldnt dream in my sleep. Then i decided that my inability to dream is wasting my time in sleeping. So i thought, since i couldnt dream, whats the point in sleeping? The rest i should say is history as you probably know what happens then. So, for 2 months, all i do is toss & turn like tossed salad in bed sometimes till 4.30am. And on september, thats the time when everybody gets up & have our daily daw...

The sun's shining on at me with anger. Its like it just had a wager with its arch nemesis, the moon, on who can shine the brightest. Of course, since the moon gets some of its brightness, or all of it, from the sun, the sun's winning the wager hands down. But the moon's not fretting over it. Cuz who gets affected over this battle? Us humans. No sweat for the moon on losing. Plenty of sweat for us as we're the real losers in this one of a kind bet. But the sun's not letting up one bit. Its not showing any mercy at all. It is as if its shooting uv rays down to earth to prove its real worth proudly, just like a proud peacock showing its impressive feathers although for the suns' part, it kills. I'll gladly take seeing a proud peacock anytime than to feel a proud sun. You cant even look at the sun directly in the eyes. If it has any. So, speaking of the Sun, these last few days has been treacherous especially since the Sun has dominated the Earth. The temperatur...

Why is seawater blue? Light is composed of many colors. When light passes through water, most kinds of light loses color. However, blue light retains its color, making the sea appear blue. Why is love so complicated? The Answer remains a mystery. Tips on finding the right girl First, make sure that the girl isnt pretty. But also, make sure she isnt an ugly shit too. Secondly, make sure she isnt so heavy, or carry a whole load of fat, on the chest. But be sure that she isnt all flat because she might be a he. Kick her on her privates to make sure she doesnt have balls if you insist on going for her. Say sorry after that though she might not forgive you & ram you back in between if she really is a she & not a he. Well lastly, make sure she isnt mute. Or at least doesnt have a mute placed on her mouth. Ok. Time for the explanation on these great tips. These tips are vastly based on my experience on girls so you can choose not to follow them if you are better than me. Which is cert...

Happy national day to me. This is great. I'm locking myself inside my room for the whole day. I have nothing against nations wanting to celebrate their day of independence. But seriously, aside from the fireworks, there's nothing appealing about our national day parade. Well no offence but every year, its almost the same thing. & it makes me glad that for the last 18 years of my life, i've never been to a parade at all & it doesnt even feel bad that i've missed like, 18 such events. Well dont get me wrong. I love Singapore. The country that dont allow bubble gums, guns & contraband cigarettes. Its great isnt it? Well yeah. I dont know why i bother writing this. Well for those who are reading this & you love Singapore, well i got news for you. You may love Singapore. But Singapore doesnt love you back. Think about what our government has done. Lets say, GST going up all the time. Taxes & more money grabbing schemes. In the end what do they use the mon...

I sweat like a sweatshirt under these two circumstances. One, when i run, which is practical. Two, when i keep on running & my heart attack acts up,which is more or less unpractical since no one my age actually goes through that thus making me wonder, am i really 18? Cuz i really feel like im 60 years old with all these problems happening to me, which brings me on to this advice on health issues. Desire, can cause heart attack. Ok. That was me lying at my very best. Not the health part but the sweat part. I dont only sweat under those two circumstances. I also sweat when im eating, when i write, when im lying, when i stare at the sun & most notably, when there are girls around me. On the last part, i dont know why. Not only do i sweat physically but mentally too. I can't explain that so its ok to think it is weird. But what i can explain is my palms gets sweaty, my foot feels wet & my hair curls spirally due to the impact of it getting in contact with sweat glands. Abov...

English language kinda makes me wonder sometimes. Its so complicating sometimes. Actually, its complicating all the time. Till now, i can't explain what a noun, a verb & an adjective is. Or are there more? I'm not even sure if the last sentence i made can be considered as a right english sentence. That's how it is when you don't have english lessons anymore. Its as pathetic as a worthless woman. I know i am. Till now, i'm still wondering, is the word 'lone rangers' right? I mean there no pluralising lone ranger. But what if there's more than one lone ranger in this world? Well im sure there's more than one lone ranger in this world. So i'll just leave this problem to them. Now, how bout 'two lonely man'? Since there's two lonely man, is it right to still say 'two lonely man' when they're not lonely anymore as they've got the company of one another? Shit english. Shit me even more for thinking about these needless s...

There are times when i would look back at my failures & try to figure out what went wrong & how i managed to fail something others find a piece of cake. There are times when i would look back at what i've achieved in life & found out i have none. Yes, anyone would be in despair with those 2 situations. & honestly speaking, i get despaired too. But the unexplainable truth is that i laugh inside thinking about them. I might be insane. Please tell me that it is normal. No matter how depressing the situation is, i always end up having a good laugh inside. & the reason i dont laugh out loud is because people will say i've gone mad as the depressing situation has taken its toll on me so i dont show. In fact i cover it with a face so serious looking, you might think that i've never smiled before in my entire life. Well there's a footnote at the bottom of these laughs inside & it says 'moron'. Am i just covering up depressing stuffs by pretending...

I have this predilection where by i have to finish whatever it is i start. Its like an addiction really. But its a good thing, so they say. Be it a game, eating, urining or even smoking. No matter what or how the situation is, everything has to be completed completely. But one thing though in my life, that i havent finished what i started, was the humorous love story that i started way back then. There never really was ending. Or quite simply said, it didnt quite end. Maybe because it never even started? Perhaps so. Well the thing about not finishing what you started is that you'll never know the outcome of it. Sometimes, the end product might be disappointing but whats more disappointing is not knowing how, something you started, turns out. Lets say you're pursuing a crush you've been interested in for quite sometime. After months of brainstorming the possibilities, you finally decide that it is time to take action & ask her out to see a lame movie or go kayaking. She ...

There Are Lots Of Possible Words To Fit To The Sentence Above. Here, Below, Are A Few Choices. A)Left For Someone Else B)Died C)Shaved Her Head Bald D)Appeared E)Disappeared F)Ate Pieces Of Shit For Breakfast G)Became A Cannibal H)Talk To Herself(I Do This So I Think Its Perfectly Fine & Normal Till You See Someone Else Doing It) I Could Go On & On & Provide Up To A Thousand Appropriate Choices But Lets Just Stick With These As Its Not Gonna Change The One & Only Answer & Also, Because It Might Make It Harder For You To Choose As There's Gonna Be So Many Sensible Choices. Let me revealed the answer to you in an indirect way. Few years ago, before knowing her existence, i was an idealistic man with capacious talents & prospect. Exaggerating abit but the part about the man isnt least the bit exaggeration. I feel that i was a man when others were boys at that period. So, to cut short this whole damn story, i was practically a loser. But that was perfect for me....

A stupid girl once said that i look like a girl. What was up with her? Anyways, if i was a girl, i bet i wont be the prettiest. No doubt that 'She', will still be the prettiest. & I will be a lesbian by then. Prettiest Friend (demo) - Jason Mraz This is what I look like today And I'm trying not to pull out my hair I'm trying hard to grow it but I'm far too shy to show it back there That is probably why I like wearing hats There's no denying I'm deferring the facts Avoiding confrontation Lacks tact in a situation Behind every line is a lesson yet to learn But if you ask me The feeling that I'm feeling is overwhelming And oh, it goes to show I've so much to know I wrote this for my prettiest friend But while trying not to prove that I care I was trying not to make all my moves in one motion and scare her away Well she can't see she's making me crazy now I don't believe she knows she's amazing how She has me holding my breathe So I...

My phone's finally repaired & im back to blog like there's no yesterday. There's no link to my phone being repaired & blogging but just go along with it since i'm happy. Like they say, nothing is worth more than a thousand words than a picture. Though a paper with a thousand words can prove me wrong. I'm gonna post pictures about myself. Remember, these pictures bears more than a thousand words about me so dont hold back on having bad thoughts of me. The stairs leading to my house. Thats right. I only have stairs, no house. My balcony. Only a balcony. The stairs dont lead you here. The only way to my balcony is by jumping from my neighbors balcony on top. You only have one chance. If you miss, that's the end of your amazing life. My only prize possession. I use it for everthing. Its multi purpose. The shop keeper told me that. Thats me vommiting out something i swallowed in the morning. Till now, i dont know what it was that came out. So thats a day I...

I've never been known to excell when in comes to the fairer sex. In fact, im known to suck when it comes to them. First of all, i've always wonder why they call them the fairer sex. I gotta admit that they look fairer than me in skin terms but other than that, there's nothing fair about girls. Its not fair how they're given the term the fairer sex when they're never fair. I dont know if its me or its the way of nature that the fairer sex were never fair to me. Or is it even because i dont know how to fairly interpret fair. Would you say its fair that girls have this strange but admirable power to kill guys without even laying a single, light touch on them? For some reason, there is this girl who is killing me & she doesnt even know it. & The question of the decade is, if she actually knows she's killing me, will i die a terrible death? I've always been afraid of girls for some reason. Well the first reason is obviously stated above. The second reason...

I Like Writing In Past Tense. I Have No Idea Why. Probably Because Everything About Me Was Just In The Past. Probably Because I'm Stuck In The Past With No Future Whatsoever. It Is Deeply Disturbing Be It The Former Or The Latter. But Its True. Its A Real Problem Though. It Was A Problem When I Wrote Compositions Last Time. 2 Years Ago, My Teacher Told Me That I Could Have Gotten A Higher Mark If Had Got My Tenses Right. & That Was When I Got The Highest Mark For The Compo In Class. I've Always Said That Regretting Is One Of The Most Terrible Things In Life. It Either Gets You Stuck To The Past Or Worse, It Makes You Wanna End Your Life. I Don't Like That. I Never Did. So, With That, I Always Held My Head Up High & Try Not To Succumb To The Temptations Of Regretting. Its Hard But You Have To Do It To Move On. It doesnt Matter What You Do. As Long As You Have Regrets, Your Life Will Never Be In Content. The Future Is Where Everything Is. The Past Is Nothing. Thats W...

Who's gonna dry my tears, when im crying Who's gonna hold my hand, when im dying Determination, perseverence & persistence. In whatever you do, if you apply these three keys you're bound to succeed. Be it in a love situation, an exam situation or a new diet regime situation. I recently read an article by where how these three keys, or principles of thought, brought someone success & in the process, brought confidence as well. The man now owns one of the worlds leading company here which i decline to name. Im sounding like im talking about money but no. Its definitely true that money may be the most important thing in this world. But there are so many other things in this world that means more than money & that money cant buy. A very simple example without much complication is of course, Love. Spell it with a capital L for all i care. Another uncomplex example is Life. Funny how these things that money cant buy starts with the letter L. Some would argue of course...

Happy mothers day to me. Its the time of the year again. Mother's day. Or Mama's day. Or Madre's day or whatever that you find suits you best or your mom. Some of us find it hard to come up with a proper explanation on the existence of this monumental day. This, along with father's day, children days & youth day, etc. Its like the W thingy. Why do they name it 'double U' when it looks more like a 'double V'? The same goes with the egg & the hen thingy. Which one comes first? We dont know. What im saying is its a mystery. An arcane arberation. & its a wonderment that there isnt any grandma's day or grandpapa's day. Is it because these old people has had too much of a celebration with the categories mentioned above, that they chose not to have a granny's day because they've had enough, or because the current crop doesnt give as much a damn, to the senior citizens as they do, to their childrens? Sad to say, i dont know. But what ...